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Joke of the Day

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the Fresh Prints."

"What did the mexican say when a development fell on him? yo get off me, homes!"

"What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church? The woman in church has hope in her soul."

"What is Shia Labeouf's favourite genre of music? Jazz Duets."

"It's probably not relevant at all that the big tough republicans always seem to be the most terrified of everything."

"As a kid my mom always told me to be loud like Helen Keller. I never thought of the fact that she was blind, deaf, and dumb."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Ha! Feminists can't change anything."

"What do you call a promiscuous fat woman? A sperm whale. --- \**awaits SRS downvote brigade**"

"YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD I SAID ""WHAT YAR DOING "" SHE SAID ""MOVING"" !!!"

"How do you get a black man out of a tree? Cut the rope."