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Joke of the Day
"Too err is human... To Arr is pirate."
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"A Chess Shop A man walks into a chess shop, and going over to the small asian manager, he asks if he can purchase a piece. The manager says, ""Oh sure. Take a rook."""
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"What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can hear a hormone..."
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"Learning to write jokes is like when you first start having sex... You think it's easy and it's gonna make people happy but you end up just leaving people feeling confused and disappointed"
"Cooper at the end of Interstellar ""You know what I like about space travel, man. They get older, I stay the same age."""