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Joke of the Day

"Records have revealed that Hitler had a ""deformed micropenis""... A little ironic, since he's universally remembered for being a huge dick."

"What do you call it when a photo of gay lovers falls from the wall and shatters into two pieces, tearing them apart? Broke back-mounting."

"I just found out that the guy who stole my journal has died. My thoughts are with his family."

"What rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre"

"Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're brave enough."

"Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie."

"A wino wanted to join the Black lives matter movement He ended up sobbing ""Can't we all just get along?"" at a Dark matter symposium."

"Have you guys tried Wookie meat? I heard that it's a little Chewy"

"The FAA is reviewing the new Boeing Dreamliner... it might get thrown under the airbus."

"Confucius say Breasts without nipples would be pointless."