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Joke of the Day

"Confucius say Breasts without nipples would be pointless."

"Can February march? April may."

"What do you call the stage a ladybug goes through before it becomes an adult? Pupa-ty. ^^**ba-dum* ^^*psh**"

"All these idiots at the gym obviously don't know that it takes more muscles to frown."

"Thank god my brother's getting his PhD, I was running out of ways to disappoint my parents."

"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid."

"Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey."

"I visited a real graveyard this Halloween I logged back into Google Plus."

"What is Gollum's favourite bird? A Smeagull! :D"

"Why does the hobo only drink coffee? Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs"