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Joke of the Day

"A wino wanted to join the Black lives matter movement He ended up sobbing ""Can't we all just get along?"" at a Dark matter symposium."

"Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?"

"A man walks onto an elevator There's a woman on it he looks at her says can i smell your feet ? The woman looks in disgust , no! She replies. Oh it must be your pussy then."

"My New Year's Resolution 1080p"

"Jimmy Savile wasn't all bad; He had a profound and lasting impact on music... Backstage at Top of the Pops, it was him who introduced Cream to Small Faces"

"I used a fax machine today!! I also ran all the cotton thru the gin and plowed the field with my oxen while it finished dialing up."

"How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? More than ten because my basement is still dark."

"Why is legislation never passed by horses? Large number of neigh votes."

"Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym? Because you already know she'll work out."

"My friend asked me if the new Star Wars movie was in 3D I said yes, but they R2D2"