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Joke of the Day
"I just found out that the guy who stole my journal has died. My thoughts are with his family."
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"Zombies..stay away from junk people or you'll gain a shit-ton of weight."
"what the? why are all the prices $4.20? and where are all the potato chips? *walmart rollback guy is passed out in a box of clearance DVDs*"
"Science has proven that everyone thinks about David Hasselhoff at least once while they masturbate. Don't believe me? Just wait until later."
"Sorry I got confused & grabbed your fist bump like a doorknob."
"Why can't Mexico beat the US in the Olympics? Because all their runners, jumpers and swimmers are already here."
"When a South African tells me they really love math I can't work out if they're a nerd or an addict"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum it could be done."
"One Hundred Metres to the Bus Stop by Willy Makit illustrated by Betty Wont"
"i read everything in comic sans sans. this way it's funny."