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Joke of the Day
"Have you guys tried Wookie meat? I heard that it's a little Chewy"
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"Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop? Because the mail was always above her."
"""Hey, let's get the guys that built the Obamacare website to update our app!"" - Twitter"
"BAND: How's everyone doing tonight!! [crowd goes nuts] ME (standing in the middle, normal voice): Ok I guess. Kinda tired."
"You think you have problems, I used a toothpick to get a toothpick out of my teeth this morning."
"I can tell when my skincare puns make you cry by how moisturiser."
"""You can hide but you can't run,"" -- Mama tortoise giving the lowdown to her kids"
"Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio"
"Have you ever wondered what would happen... if a virgin rooster layed a fertilized egg at the top of an infinite staircase?"
"Just ate at a Japanese restaurant and the entire staff was Hispanic. I don't know what is real anymore!"