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Joke of the Day
"What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning? ""Go Ahead Make My Day"""
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"I wrote your name in the snow You should recognize it. It was your mom's handwriting."
"What is long and hard that a Australian bride gets in her wedding night? Dick"
"What has America come to? We're letting a *black* president run the *WHITE* House!"
"What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail? A foot long"
"My friends think I have a drinking problem... So I told them ""no, I actually think I drink quite well"""
"How is an American teen girl different from an Arab teen girl. An American teen girl gets stoned *before* she has sex."
"""Do you know what this room needs? At least four paintings of lighthouses!"" white people"
"What do feminists do in Halloween? They go Triggertreating."
"My fear of spiders happened when I went to hit one with a newspaper, and it looked at me and did pushups saying ""try again bro."""