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Joke of the Day
"What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning? ""Go Ahead Make My Day"""
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"My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists."
"I bet Hell is sitting in front of every person you know while a slideshow of all of your deleted selfies is played on a loop."
"How do librarians file melted marshmallows? According to the Gooey Decimal System."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ? Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !"
"Knock knock Who's there A blond Blond who I'm just blond, does this seem like a joke? No, you're the joke :3"
"My wife just bought a $50 bottle of shampoo. So guys, party at my house this weekend because apparently we won the Lottery!!!"
"I was so poor, we couldn't afford a bidet. I had to do hand stands in the shower."
"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? Nine. One to change the light bulb, and eight to beat the room for being dark."
"What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights? Hypertrophy!"