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"What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children? Jose and Hose B"
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"I was chasing a girl with a dildo through the park. I would have left her alone, if she'd just given me back my dildo."
"making it rain (CHEETOS) in the club (my bedroom)"
"Have you seen www.blottingpaper.com? Yes I found it very absorbing."
"I'd like to join the Navajo tribe... I hear they've got great fringe benefits."
"So I was at a sushi restaurant last night. I saw they had this Orgasm roll. I tried it, but I couldn't finish."
"""Whose funeral was this photo taken at?"" John, serious tone: ""I dunno. Let's see who's missing"" possible funniest thing john has said"
"What is like tomato but better? DD-WRT"
"My girlfriend fell and got a bruise on her ass. It was nasty. and the bruise was ugly too."
"If okcupid is all that great, then why would you need a 3 or 6 month subscription ?"