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Joke of the Day
"Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games? So that they can pack the defence!"
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"Sign in a store window during a blizzard ""Got frostbite? Fingerless gloves, half off!"""
"What did the British gentlepimp say to his accountant bitch? Tally ho!"
"Why don't hipsters live in Alaska? Everything is cool there already."
"Why are all German cats dead? They have nein lives."
"This post-pregnant lady found the perfect way to shed her baby-belly by giving birth! Scientists and non-pregnant ladies HATE her!!!"
"Chin up divorced people; lots of us smug married parents envy your 50/50 custody agreement."
"look, men and women are BIOLOGICALLY different. ever since the cave man times boys have loved cars and girls have loved toy ovens"
"Wanna hear a joke about cats? Haha, just kitten."
"Couple: [hands me camera] Do you mind taking a picture? ""Sure""[click] Couple: How does it look? ""I just got my hair done, so pretty good"""