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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ? Whatever you want, he can't hear you.."
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"What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist? A sadist is honest about his intentions. ____________________________________ That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?"
"How many Liberals does it take to change a lightbulb? Liberals: Changing the bulb is too extreme. Let's fix the current one in the dark."
"""If a Groundhog emerges from this hole wearing too much eye shadow, its grounded for 6 weeks for being a whore""--Groundhog dad"
"What's the different between a knife and a feminist? A knife has a point"
"What do you call an avid gardener? Herb"
"What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!"
"My favourite porn category is the one where girls quote 19th century Irish writers Girls Gone Wilde."
"What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend? Elixir."
"Trump is like a racehorse.... If it aint running, it's just an ass."