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Joke of the Day
"Rather than Anti-psychotic drugs, I prefer a more friendlier tone like Pro-sanity pills."
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"Two men were out hunting together... (Joke made into a video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M3rgkpx3Lc"
"holy shit imagine a crab bringing you breakfast on a tray like a lil waiter"
"Q: Why did the easter egg hide? A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside."
"What's the difference between a Pakistani military post and a Pakistani elementary school? Beats me, I just man the drone."
"I told my wife that I am helping create jobs in the economy. I left a dish in the sink and told her she now has a job to do."
"I sing in the shower. I think I sound pretty good. The other people in the gym don't agree."
"Did you ever see someone yawn, and then yawn yourself? That psychological reaction is a phenomenon known as: ""Katherine Heigl movies."""
"A duck walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Hey, your pants are down."""
"What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep? Salt."