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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? The way they pronounce ""unionized"""
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"If you're a necrophiliac sadomasochist who enjoys beastiality... You may as well give it up, you're flogging a dead horse."
"Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station"
"What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race? A lap"
"Everyone is an atheist until you zip your fly up too quick Then its all Lord Jesus please help"
"I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS ...and then begs you to let me in."
"Do zombies eat donuts with their fingers? No, they usually eat their fingers separately."
"Q: Why do ducks have flat webbed feet? A: To stomp out forest fires."
"A college in Boston is offering a major in comedy... One student commented, ""I think I have a future in this. Every time I tell someone what I'm studying, they laugh."""
"My wife is like my phone When she's turned off she won't even give me the time of day"