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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the spilt milk? It was an udder disaster...."

"What organ do only British people have? The Eng gland."

"My wine drinking is merely functional... My personality is better with a little marinade."

"Just back from the market. TIL People also stop using deodorant or soap for Ramadan."

"Boss: Did you take Mike's stapler and leave a note demanding that he meet you for drinks later? Me: WHAT!?! Noooo....wait, did he say yes?"

"Why are Jews so good at making action movies? Shlo-mo."

"Did you hear the submarine construction business closed down? Shame they went under"

"Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ? He had ""No body "" to go with."

"What did the lawyer say after the short trial? That was a brief case."

"Definition of a really good friend. What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend? A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!"