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Joke of the Day
"I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt that I was a muffler. I woke up pretty exhausted."
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"did you hear about the clumsy musician who tried gardening? he dropped the beet"
"If a blind girl says you have a big penis She's probably just pulling your leg"
"What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador! Woof"
"My hair is 100% organic, but it has been tested on animals. Portions may have been used to drape over cats' heads to make little wigs."
"i just thought of a funny line to use in my old age ""when i am having trouble peeing, i look down, and tell my penis to stop being a dick, and get on with it."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amber ! Amber who ? Amber-sting to come in !"
"What do get when you cross 50 female pigs with 50 male deer? One hundred sows and bucks?"
"Office Scare Prank"
"Only in Scotland, will you ever see a man take a piss on a door, then open it and walk inside. (credit: Frankie Boyle)"