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Joke of the Day
"I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt that I was a muffler. I woke up pretty exhausted."
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"I don't normally pisses off anyone on reddit. But when i do [deleted]"
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"Dear K"", Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, Got nothing to say."