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Joke of the Day
"My wife called me a ""panty dropper."" She said to be more careful with the laundry next time."
Next Joke
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think its the R! But its actually the C!"
"A friend asked if I thought there was alien life on other planets and I was like don't give up hope, there's someone out there for you"
"If you think a minute goes by really fast you've never been on a treadmill."
"lol How much did the Holla Caust? 6 Million Jews"
"So my son ate the baby Jesus out of our Nativity scene. Now we wait for the religious movement."
"*Slides down your chimney* *Straightens all your pictures*"
"I have sex daily. I mean, dyslexia! Fcuk"
"If I have to Russian again... Soviet."
"*Pulls out pin* *Throws fire extinguisher*"