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Joke of the Day
"My wife called me a ""panty dropper."" She said to be more careful with the laundry next time."
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"Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy? It lifts spirits"
"If life gives you lemons, you migth be lysdexic"
"How do you pick up a jew? Dust pan and brush"
"WHITE GIRL: im not a dog person, im not a cat person, im a people person ME: (whispering to my dog) i think that means she owns slaves"
"If I had a dollar for every repost I've seen I'd be a millionaire"
"You know the vagina of a fish? It's a fish hole."
"You're the bomb! A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."
"My friend is obsessed with navy destroyers He warships them."
"What is Kim Jong Un's favourite video game? Duke Nukem."