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Joke of the Day
"What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark."
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"You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults."
"Titties on a hook [NSFW] click bait"
"Why does Beyonce say ""to the left, to the left"" Because black people have no rights."
"Jared was a good eater But he always left a little behind"
"I phoned my boss. I said, ""I'm calling in sick tomorrow."" ""But, how do you know you're going to be ill?"" he asked. I swear, sometimes he forgets that he works in a psychic shop."
"how do I tell my boss I don't want to do work anymore but still want money"
"How do you get negative inflation ? Deflation."
"Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? He hasn't either"
"what's better than roses on the piano? Tulips on your organ."