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Joke of the Day
"lol How much did the Holla Caust? 6 Million Jews"
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"Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego."
"I can't help but pronounce A, E, I, O, and U very aggressivley. I think I have irrititable vowel syndrome."
"A Rabbi's money maker. A man asks a Rabbi if he gets paid for the circumcisions. The Rabbi says - No, I can't do that! I just Keep the tips!"
"""Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?"""
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim..."
"A sad dad joke A woman is at her father's deathbed. She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left. ""Dad, I'm sorry,"" she whispers. ""Goodbye, Sorry,"" he says, ""*I'm dead*."""
"Leather armor is the best for sneaking because it's literally made of hide."
"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for children""... ... and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair exchange"""
"Text him again. He probably just forgot that he's in love with you."