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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a banana with a penis dildonic"

"Your breath is so nasty.... That people look forward to your farts"

"The difference between Napoleon and I... is Napoleon understood the importance of 5 minutes. That's my dream. In reality, I'd masturbate if I could get away with it"

"You Will Send Me Nudes This is on Reddit."

"What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth? ... a soviet"

"whats the differns between a blonde and a computer you only have to punch the computer once to get the imformation out of it"

"What's the opposite to Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken!"

"I almost got raped in jail one time. I tell you, my family takes Monopoly way too seriously."

"A woman went to the doctor, who examined her. He said, You have a bad back. The woman said, I want a second opinion. The doctor said, All right! You're ugly as well."

"New redditter Hey friends, Im new here please treat me with respect. Just tryng to have fun and make friends. <3"