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Joke of the Day

"I always put pennies in that thing at the convenience store so I can put ""benefactor"" on my resume."

"What do you call a blind German? A Not See"

"Why do we hire Nazis as Game Developers? Because they're Pro-Grammer."

"A baguette in the butt must be a pain in the ass"

"I heard a great joke about a boomerang earlier. I'm sure it will come back to me eventually."

"What do you call a cow who has just had an abortion? De-calf-inated"

"I hear Chikfila is becoming more PC... They now have transtender bathrooms."

"Like a Boss - Employee Gets Owned! Boss: ""Send me one of your funny jokes."" Employee: ""I'm working at the moment. I will send you one later."" Boss: ""That was fantastic! Send me another one!"""

"A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park."

"Boy am I stuffed! I finally finished eating the bag of salt I got for Christmas"