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Joke of the Day
"Epitaph for a house cat: ""She died as she lived..."" ""...chewing on power cords."""
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"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it"
"What did the plate say to the fork? Don't worry, the dinner's on me."
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"I dunno Discovery Channel, if you think crabs are the deadliest thing you can catch, you've obviously never slept with my sister Ashley."
"What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes? I'm a big fan."
"I asked for her number she said sex sex sex I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight! I said, Wow! Then her friend said, She means 666-3629."
"They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks... But I didn't even try and mine's been playing dead for an hour!"
"People that have their kids on a leash get very defensive when you pet them."