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Joke of the Day
"What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes? I'm a big fan."
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"What do you call a cheating wife? a Jenny"
"Someone discovered my password. Now I have to rename my dog."
"Two Mexicans What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck? Jose and Hose B"
"Loltard: Someone who uses 'lol' too much."
"What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of children who had bright futures."