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Joke of the Day

"I asked for her number she said sex sex sex I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight! I said, Wow! Then her friend said, She means 666-3629."

"I call my girl Attila because she's my Hun."

"What do Ted Cruz and Donald Trump's dad have in common? They both waited too long to pull out."

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear."

"People are like snowflakes: I can't talk to them."

"Did you hear about the water that evaporated? It will be mist."

"Why was William Henry Harrison's inaugural address so memorable? He had a killer final draft."

"Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish But Hitler made 6 million Jews toast"

"The roundest Knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."

"What's the worst thing about one-liners in /r/jokes?"