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Joke of the Day

"What did the spoon say when he caught his knife cheating on him? Get the fork outta here!"

"You know the Yahoo hack is not that bad... at least someone knows my password to my Yahoo account."

"The ""self-lubricated catheter"" and the ""discreet pocket catheter"" have me rethinking what role catheters ought to be playing in my life."

"If gravity were a person... He'd be pretty down to earth."

"My insurance does not cover Jesus taking the wheel. I checked."

"For a hero, it's pretty cool that Mario is just a dude who ignores his real job, does mushrooms and smashes his head into things all day."

"I fucking hate double standards... If a girl sleeps with a load of different men, she's a slut. But when a guy does it he's a homosexual?"

"Larry La Prise, the creator of the hokey pokey died this week.... Every thing went well with the funeral except putting the body in the casket They put the left leg in.... And then the trouble started"

"I'm thinking about going to the male pornstar tryouts... ... but I heard there's some stiff competition."

"What you get if you cross an r/jokes redditor with an author of books about the past? History repeating itself."