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Joke of the Day

"If you're ever cold, just stand in a corner. They're usually 90 degrees."

"Sometimes I stand in the shower for 10 minutes before I remember what I'm supposed to be doing. So, yes your secrets are safe with me."

"Pornstar Lisa Ann has retired... I wonder if she read her contract and realised she was getting screwed..."

"I love women, especially the radical feminist types because it is more fun to put them in their place."

"What's the National Vegetable of Israel? Ariel Sharon"

"What is a pirates favourite letter It is clearly double D as they are mostly males who can't stand a sunken chest and no booty. (New original take on old joke)"

"Two muffins were baking in an oven... One says ""It's really hot in here"" & the other one said ""Oh crap! A talking muffin"". Kristen Schaal"

"I'm not slurring, I'm speaking in cursive."

"Why did the girls fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense"

"wanna hear a joke about pizza? nevermind.. it's way too cheesy."