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"What's the most popular Russian streaming service? Nyetflix"
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"Hard to tell if the walmart cashier was mad about me having more than 20 items, or if he just hated his life."
"Are people in wheelchairs okay with jokes being made about them? I don't know where they stand on the issue."
"I don't like it when my phone puts a word in ""quotals"" like I made it up or I'm stupid or something."
"Why are pistachios called pistachios? More like ""these-are-hard-to-openios"""
"The Eddie Izzard Diabetic Suicide Prevention Hotline 1-800-CAKRDTH"
"I saw a dead baby gohst laying on the ground this morning. Turns out it was just a tissue."
"Haters gonna have a valid point sometimes."
"[clenching fists] ""I'll fight someone"" Waiter: For the last time sir, 'cheese plate' describes the items on the plate not the plate itself"
"Then a white guy laughed at his own joke with an intensity that hinted at a darkness within."