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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years. Its not like I have 2020 vision. Sad part is this joke is only good for another hour."

"What is a good dog? A dead dog."

"Donald Trump is the next President but... The biggest winner is Melania Trump. She can now call herself The First Lady instead of The Third Wife."

"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it."

"So.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra..."

"They say a moose can swim up to 6km/h. Not very funny but at least you learned something"

"Why are some chillies nosy? They're jalapeno business"

"What's a room full of saurkraut? Over-krauted."

"Did you hear about the guy who had ADD and schizophrenia? He heard voices, but could never pay attention long enough to them to do anything crazy."

"when girls are mad at you they go on twitter and rt something that is the exact reason they're mad...they find it in under a minute too"