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Joke of the Day
"Why are some chillies nosy? They're jalapeno business"
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"What size box of condoms do you never want to buy? The family size."
"A termite walks into a bar... and says ""Excuse me, is the bar tender here?"""
"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Introduces themself."
"Q: What did the parent say when the little girl was whining? A: Leave it to peave her."
"My boyfriend got pissed because I didn't swallow. Is it my fault I have a nut allergy?"
"""Hey! Guess what just popped in my head?!?"" -- My dying words if I had an aneurysm"
"What's a nice way to tell someone that you don't want talk while you're working out? It's not ""Shut up, asshole."" Apparently."
"You know why someone who's good at something is ""The Shit""? Because those who can't teach and those who do do."
"We are all God`s children... so why is Jesus so special? thanks to Jimmy Carr for this one"