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Joke of the Day

"Why are hurricanes always named after white people? Because white people destroy everything."

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"I just ate my weight in kidney beans! (I weigh eight ounces.)"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus ink Tentickles"
"I have 6 mental illnesses Schizophrenia, OCD, ADHD, dislexia, anxiety, and hypochondria."
"Somebody said that truth doesn't exist at all. And then an enthusiastic supporter shouted: ""YEAH, THAT'S THE TRUTH!"""
"Losing my virginity was a lot like learning to ride my bike My dad was behind me the whole way."
"How do you know Moby Dick was a gay whale? Because he was trying to swallow the sea men..."
"[Request] Aboriginal jokes"
"The ONLY thing I miss about being a teenager is being able to legally punch other teenagers."
"Will glass coffins be popular in future? Remains to be seen."