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Joke of the Day

"Somebody said that truth doesn't exist at all. And then an enthusiastic supporter shouted: ""YEAH, THAT'S THE TRUTH!"""

"2 dyslexics robbing a bank. Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up."

"When I was a child, I was raped by a group of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me."

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents."

"You follow me. I follow you. You unfollow me. I unfollow you. You follow me. I follow you. You unfollow me. I block you. ""A Game of Phones"""

"It's not that I'm a bad boyfriend. I'm just a horrible person."

"I'm thankful to live in a time where I can use social media without having to use social skills."

"What is the witches motto ? We came we saw we conjured !"

"I've had insomnia so much it is starting to worry me. But I won't lose any sleep over it."

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."