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"[Request] Aboriginal jokes"
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"Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? A: Siamese twins."
"My Dream is to Become the World's Best Procrastinator... But I'll start chasing my dreams another day, I don't feel like it now."
"""Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."" Me, to my empty bag of Oreos."
"My wife and I have agreed on a trial separation. The kids aren't to keen, but my wife and I just don't want them anymore."
"nuance is cancelled. ur either good or bad. if ur good but then u say something bad, then ur bad now n therefore cancelled"
"I wasn't too impressed by Dr. Strange.. I've seen Stranger Things."
"Congratulations! You successfully delivered that bell with no chips or chunks of it breaking off. Please see us to receive your... No Bell Piece Prize"
"You know, that Poisson distribution is really strange. It's just not Normal."
"What do old people smell like? Depends."