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Joke of the Day
"[Request] Aboriginal jokes"
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"Please don't tag me in photos where I'm not wearing my roller skates, I'm looking for a boyfriend."
"What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !"
"Know how to get people to stop showing pictures of their kids? reply with ""Mmmm fuck yeah"""
"What is Heinz Guderian's favorite song? The Blitzkrieg Bop"
"Being early to work is a dead giveaway that I'm still asleep and having a bad dream."
"FRIEND: Try to relate to her. (Later on Date) ME: *nervously* Can I be your cousin?"
"What do you call a bunch of Mexican stoners? Baked beans"
"I have an inferiority complex about my superiority complex. I know I'm better than you, but I feel really bad about it."
"How to properly use a paper clip: 1. Throw in garbage 2. Use a stapler"