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Joke of the Day

"How do you know Moby Dick was a gay whale? Because he was trying to swallow the sea men..."

"What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids? Jose and Hose-B"

"Why, yes, that is a banana in my pocket! *removes banana* How did you know? *begins to peel & eat banana* I'm still glad to see you though."

"What do bees use to do their hair? Honeycombs!"

"I'll stop at nothing... ...to avoid using negative numbers."

"Ha, ha ha... wow. What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name? A dinosaur! Ha ha get it? Tea-rex? Hahaha..."

"Why was the table pissed at Jesus? Because he looked a little cross."

"Wanna hear a joke? Modern society"

"What do you call a homeless orphan? Depressing"

"I'm always caught between a rock and someone I want to throw it at."