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Joke of the Day

"How do elephants hide themselves in the jungle? They paint their testacles red and climb in a cherry tree. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys eating cherries."

"What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.......just kidding.....poop"

"Q: Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women? A: He wanted a Czech mate."

"My company is hiring someone for a Business Development, Sales and Marketing position... They're gonna call the new hire the BDSM Executive."

"A cop pulls over Heisenburg, and says... Do you know you were going 100 miles per hour? Heisenburg then replied, exasperatedly, ""Dammit, now I'm lost!"""

"What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head? Brenda"

"Q: You can sleep on it, brush your teeth with it and sit on it, what is it? A: A bed, a tooth brush, and a chair."

"I'd try Taco Bell's breakfast but I don't start drinking that early."

"I hate people who make generalisations. They're all hypocrites."

"I know people say, ""Don't bring a knife to a gun fight,"" but if there's an unsliced cake at this fight, we're all going to look like idiots."