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Joke of the Day

"What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.......just kidding.....poop"

"I put my underwear on like anyone else. Backwards, two legs in one hole, falling down then decide it's easier to go without."

"Back in the day, I took $5 to the store and came out with.. 3 bags of chips, a pack of snickers, 2 bottles of coke, a newspaper and a bottle of whisky. And today? CCTVs everywhere!"

"I always bring in a dozen donuts to work the first day after the New Year, just for my coworkers on a diet."

"Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would if your tail was on fire."

"How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter."

"Chemist died in a fire outbreak. Polices had identified the cause, the chemist knew the water was not a solution,"

"What's a hippie's favorite animal? An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any."

"Did you guys know a Mexican's brain is the most expensive out all the race? Because its brand new and never been used"

"It's a difficult day for me today. Today is the day I tell my dog that I am not his biological mother and that his real mother was a bitch."