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Joke of the Day

"My company is hiring someone for a Business Development, Sales and Marketing position... They're gonna call the new hire the BDSM Executive."

"What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !"

"[enter password] mypulloutgame [password weak] All 8 of my kids: daddy why are u crying"

"I was told my $750 iPhone would improve the quality of my phone calls, but my family keeps calling telling me the same shit."

"What drives the hype train? The hyper drive."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex can make your whole day, but anal sex makes your hole weak."

"How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy"

"I saw a sign in the book store labelled ""Christian Fiction"" I think we all know where I'm going with this.."

"Star Wars Rogue One - Crap Joke Casian - 'Jyn, we need to refuel our ship!' Jyn - 'K, to Esso!'"

"Two guys from Michigan wake up in Hell....... ...and they go about there day, and live there daily lives as citizens of Hell, Michigan."