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Joke of the Day

"I'd try Taco Bell's breakfast but I don't start drinking that early."

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has got to *want* to change."

"Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds."

"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick gets laid."

"Whenever I use a racist stereotype, it's blown out of proportion. Just like all the Muslims in the world."

"My friend immediately started crying when we found 3 pairs of shoes for $5. She cant stand good buys."

"""What do we want?"" ""A cure for ADHD!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Squirrel!"""

"When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar? When he takes out the trash"

"my dream job is to be the FBI guy who nicknames criminals. someone blew up a fish market? Tunabomber. easy."

"Despite other issues one aspect of Pokemon Go is perfect: You're always encountering new and interesting bugs."