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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women? A: He wanted a Czech mate."
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"Failure is not an optionit comes bundled with the software."
"My marriage counselor told me that I suffer from premature ejaculation... I said...""I don't suffer."""
"I fucked a sarcastic girl. She loved it."
"Have you heard about the Rwandan massacre? They don't know Hutu blame."
"""Dad Is that a killer whale?"" ""No son thats an orca"" ""Oh. Well what's a killer whale?"" ""U see that whale that's covered n tats & smokin weed"
"Kids' complaints on vacation: - No wifi on beach - Sand is sandy - Ocean has salt in it - Lobsters? I want pizza. - Too outdoorsy outside"
"Facebook is essentially a machine that eats time and shits thumbs."
"What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature? Lukewarm. I'll show myself out."
"Herb was diagnosed with cancer. It was a basil-cell carcinoma."