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Joke of the Day

"Anyone who thinks that women can't be funny has obviously never watched one try to parallel park."

"What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's popcorn?"

"I have this joke about Ebola... But you probably wouldn't get it."

"Cop: do you know why I pulled u over? Me: yeah, I was going like 120 back there Cop:.... Me:.. Cop: sir, your tailamp is out Me:..."

"Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn walk into the UN.. Then proceed to lecture them on bullying."

"The crossed eyed teacher... ...had trouble controling his pupils."

"How do you make a hormone? Refuse to pay."

"Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch but don't believe everything you hear."

"I know how we can solve the California water crisis Collect all the sweat drops from John Boyega"

"It's a shame Jerry Hall never got it on with Vidal Sassoon Then she'd have completed rock, paper and scissors."