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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a hormone? Refuse to pay."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care now and I probably won't care later."
"""Do these horizontal stripes make my country look fat?"" ~ American Flag"
"*puts kid in tub* *checks twitter* *forgets about kid* *tweets* *remembers kid* *finds kid-shaped prune floating in tub*"
"Good job I am very surprised that no one has made a 9/11 joke. I would of thought that 9 times out of 11 that I would see one."
"I wish prostitutes would learn a lesson from eBay ...and do away with insertion fees."
"What's common to the cockpit of a modern fighter aircraft and the inside of a headhunter's hut? The heads-up display"
"OK. I just got a text message from a number I don't know. It says: ""I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!!!"" I'm terrified but kind of impressed, too."
"A friend made a list of questions for his mom to answer about childhood flashbacks She threw them out"
"Marriage counsellor: What's the problem? Wife: He is so literal. It drives me mad. MC: And how do you feel, Stephen? Me: With my hands."