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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde have square boobs? Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box"
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"I have a great joke Newcastle United"
"When life hands you lemons, help me throw them at the kids on my lawn."
"What's a metaphor? Winning the game tournament!"
"Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning? That's how he mustard the troops."
"In his quest to become a brain surgeon, Charlie the otter couldn't afford to live at the University of aquatic mammals. He was forced to take online courses from the Hippo-Campus."
"What did Trump say to Putin after he got elected? Well, Vladimir, urine for a real treat the next four years."
"What is Trumps favorite movie? Minority Report."
"What do you call a dehydrated French man? Pee Air"
"Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents? Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano?"