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Joke of the Day
"What's a metaphor? Winning the game tournament!"
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"A lot of people cry when they chop onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond."
"Time was invented by the clock industry."
"Not your average dad joke Knock knock! Who's there? To To who? To whom"
"I hope there's not a huge turnout at my Claustrophobic's Anonymous meeting tonight."
"If you're attacking a paraplegic convention... Are you harming unarmed citizens?"
"Musician Joke Q. How many female jazz vocalists does it take to perform ""Summertime""? A. Fucking all of them, apparently . . ."
"Did you hear about the Mexican Army's new weapons? Everyone was issued a nail gun."
"A QA Engineer walks into a bar an orders a beer. And orders 2 beers, and orders 7445553822 beers, and orders -1 beers, and orders asdfadf beers, and orders Robert'); DROP TABLE beers;"
"TIFU by getting meatball marinara instead of steak and cheese... Oops, wrong sub"