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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dehydrated French man? Pee Air"
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"This might be offensive, but what do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash."
"I am 20, Male, Dyslexic and love cockporn with lots of butter of course!"
"I hope the person who knocked repeatedly on the bathroom door knows I took longer on purpose."
"How many babies does it take to open a door? It depends on how hard you can throw."
"Me: My dog ran away two days ago Dog pound: Does he have a tag? Me [covers phone to ask wife]: Is the dog on Instagram?"
"What did the river say when coal barges stopped?"
"""How high are you! ?"" demanded the officer. ""No Officer, it's ""Hi, how are you?""."" replied the kid."
"What do you get when you cross hot chicks coming and going, a camera, a guy known for his explosion scenes, and a douche? Possible Transformers sequel."
"Me: hello, police? I think I'm living with a murderer! Last night, she came home with a body... Crap! She just came in. Cat: *meow*"