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Joke of the Day

"Things to avoid in conversation: religous beliefs , world affairs, and politics. Welcome to Reddit! : D"

"ME: help someone caught my wife in a big net 911: where M: between 2 trees in our yard 911:a hammock? M: idk what his name is just send help"

"I went to check out a premature ejaculators' support group this morning But it turns out it's tomorrow."

"How do you organize a Space Party? You Planet."

"What do they say when you leave an abortion clinic in Germany? Al-fetus-zane"

"What do you call a lost crayon? a Strayola"

"Why did the dolphin go to church? He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)"

"How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow? He looks for fresh prints."

"Decades of video games have left me WAY too confident in my ability to break open a wooden crate."

"What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from? LIESTRONG bracelets."