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Joke of the Day

"Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents? Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano?"

"Iran is 3 billion dollars short of hiding a Nuclear program What can they do to get the money?"

"Obama bans hiring bias against ex-cons seeking federal jobs He was quoted as says, ""well, we politicians need somewhere to work after leaving office""."

"You say the punch line first. Whats the best way to ruin a joke?"

"What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"I was wondering why the frisbee in the distance was getting bigger Then it hit me"

"Why did the fat, religious Ugandan move to Egypt for weight loss candy? He wanted to find a lighten mint through trans-Sudan migration!"

"What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO? Nova'kiin"

"Dingo: The dingo community is known for many other things TV Host: What are cooking for us today? Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw"

"Whats 12 inches long, rock hard, and full of semen? The sock under my bed."