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Joke of the Day
"I was trying to write an essay about the jews in World War II.. But I just couldn't concentrate."
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"What do you do when you want to hold a bunny? You grabbit."
"when I have dinner with a vegetarian I order two steaks to use as a bun for my third steak"
"Do you know something? Holding your dick with two hands and still a little sticking out the top now THAT is something."
"I suffer from a disease called chronic procrastination... I need to see a doctor about it, but I can do it later."
"""I sure hope Pitbull and Nicky Minaj do an album together!"" - said no one ever."
"Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee? They only have one Tinkie-Winkie"
"why do they call them light bulbs? they don't weigh very much"
"What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey."
"Is molestation rape foreplay? Is it rude to molest someone and then not rape them? Woman: I didn't let him rape me because he did not molest me first. I'm not that type of girl."