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Joke of the Day

"At any given time, the urge to sing ""The lion sleeps tonight"" is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away..."

"How far can you run into the woods? Halfway, any further and you're running out."

"How do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool Turn it upside down"

"Two blondes are in geography class together... One asks the other ""Which is closer, London or the moon"" The other replies ""The moon, obviously, can you see London?"""

"What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus? A stand up driver."

"There are two types of people on the planet... Those who can extrapolate information based upon the given context"

"There are 2 LOSERS who hang out at the same sidewalk corner everyday... The taller LOSER says to the other ""Hey man, have you seen my keys?"". The other LOSER replies, ""No, have you seen my wallet?""."

"What do you call a blasian? A criminal mastermind"

"When is the only time you can park like a retard? In a handicapped spot."

"So this blonde, rabbi, and priest walk in to a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?"""