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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you want to hold a bunny? You grabbit."
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"[At work] ""guys check this out"" [Tries to do the fake walking downstairs thing but gets it wrong & walks up into the air] ""Holy shit help"""
"First rule of thumb: Thumbs shouldn't have rules. That just makes no fucking sense."
"There are 11 types of people in the world... Those that understand binary, those that don't, and those that thought this would be the 10 kinds of people joke."
"If you have a referee in football what do you have in bowls ? Cornflakes !"
"If Facebook has proved ANYTHING, it's that the love of your life is someone you've never actually met."
"What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian? ""I'm Slavic and I know it"""
"If you don't know, please ask. If you don't agree, argue. If you don't like it, please say it. But don't sit there quiet and judge me."
"Proof that road construction workers are lazy They're always just [milling](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavement_milling) about!"
"How do you find a dead body? Download Pokemon GO."