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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you want to hold a bunny? You grabbit."
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"An Apple store got robbed last night and $250,000 worth of equipment was stolen. Police are confident they can recover both the stolen machines."
"Do you have cotton balls? ""Yes"" ""Do they tickle when you walk?"""
"What do we want? A CURE FOR PARANOIA When do we want it? WHO WANTS TO KNOW"
"I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, ""Will you be putting that up yourself?"" I replied, ""No, you sick fuck. I'll be putting it up in my living room."""
"Did you hear about that mathematician who only used furniture made out of clocks? He loved his times tables."
"What do you call a black man with a gun ? You call him ""sir""."
"How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl? Blender. How do you get them out? Chips."
"Scientists have spliced the DNA of a human with a sea cow. Oh, the humanatee."
"My computer is frozen. Unfortunately it looks like moving my mouse around in circles did absolutely nothing to fix the problem."