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Joke of the Day

"The phrase ""This shit is bananas"" probably originated from the guy who had to clean out the monkey cage at the zoo."

"Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball? Because the always hit the RIM!"

"Why did /u/JokeOverExplainBot cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken."

"Never have phone sex You'll catch hearing-aids"

"A lot of people make a big deal about age differences in couples. As far as I'm concerned a girl is fair game as soon as she's finished school. So usually at about 3:15"

"1964:""Remember kids,"" a youth basketball coach says, ""there's no ""i"" in team."" ""Not yet,"" whispers 5th grade Steve Jobs, ""... not yet."""

"What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)"

"If I opened a strip club I would have the girls wear BBQ scented perfumes. So when guys came home they could say they were at a Steak House."

"I've been watching so much porn lately I spit on my hotdog before putting it the bun."

"Eyecare Clerk: And for $79 we can coat your lenses with anti-glare. Me: Is that intended to benefit me or the people I glare at?"