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Joke of the Day

"What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)"

"Do you want to play a Russian drinking game? It's simple. If you see a Malaysian Airlines jet in the sky, take a shot."

"Halloween: The one day I can flap my arms like a bat and nobody asks any questions."

"What is a dental hygienist's favorite subject? Flossophy."

"MOM: What did you learn at summer camp? KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator? For what? KID: To charge our iPods"

"Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican? Because they steal all the green cards"

"I once bought a llama to surprise my girlfriend... ""A llama?"" ""No, surprise her."""

"I just plugged the charger into my phone, in the correct hole, on the first try. So it IS possible, guys. IT. IS. POSSIBLE."

"another bar joke a duck walks into a bar wearing a shoe. the bartender says, ""so you lost a shoe?"" and the duck says, ""no, i found one"""

"Happy new year!! Sorry I use internet explorer."