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Joke of the Day
"A priest, a rapist, and a child molester walk into a bar... His name was Fred."
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"What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend? You Cantaloupe."
"Why did Hitler hate juice? Cause it was too hasidic. ^^^I'll ^^^be ^^^here ^^^all ^^^week"
"Me: Ew, what sort of shop is this? It just sells dead birds? My cat: Pick out whatever you want, birthday boy. It's on me."
"*walks outside* Its real quiet.. Almost too quiet. *looks around* *lights BBQ* *1000 Dads emerge from nowhere giving generic BBQ advice*"
"2010: Didn't jog 2011: Didn't jog 2012: Didn't jog 2013: Didn't jog 2014: Haven't jogged ~ This is a running joke"
"What did the alien say to Franz Schubert? ""Take me to your lieder!"""
"Don't let a Chromosome get you down One of my personal favorites."
"So I was feeling really depressed due to the attack in Paris... I phoned the Islamic Samaritans. When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane."
"My math teacher accused me of cheating, I can't help that my English teacher is hotter."